Jokes of the
Month
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business.
Trending Commericals
Barnesville Voice writers' favorite commericals currently
airing on tv:
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator.
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a
fish?
A: You can't tuna fish.
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was
trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
- Jokes choosen by Marshall Hegarty
The Scary Mansion
Jimmy stood on the wooden stool above the white tiled floor grinning like the nice old lady next door named Jenny.
She always was smiling like a clown with white face paint on. To bad she dissappeared. Jimmy suddenly heard a ghostly
voice saying, "come my boy come here." So he climbed down the stool and walked into his bedroom. Suddenly his door
slammed shut with a large crack.
Jimmy turned with tears forming in his big, brown puppy eyes. He ran to the door and pounded on it with his tiny
phone sized hands. The ghostly voice said (a little more harshly), "Jimmy get down here right now!" Jimmy was sobbing
and howling now like a big storm right over your house. He began to shake, but it was not him. He was not the one
shaking and suddenly he woke screaming in his bed covered in sticky sweat and he was wrapped in the covers.
-Story written by Thomas Wilbur
